earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

image

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freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

sometimes people on facebook annoy me
"oH my GEORGe"
"Jeffrey Damnit!"
"WHERE THE STEPHANIE IS MY SOCK"

"WHAT THE ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ IS WRONG WITH HER”

philosophicalharry:

zayn malik is real and he is out there

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breakinq:

following back heaps♡

checkmatethatprivilege:

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

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hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

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crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

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destroy-wifi:

my legs hurt from sitting down all day

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jaclcfrost:

[touches own boob] nice

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So what if I’m wandless? I’ll punch you right in the bloody nose, OH WAIT.
-James Potter’s last words probably (via its-a-punundrum)

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If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.
-

Paulo Coehlo  (via intensional)

very true

(via plantiea)

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detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

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stuning:

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

i think i have my disease ://

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